Near Side Films

It's Like We're On TV!

2007-05-13T21:11:00.000-07:00

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Newest Video - Robbed

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Trailers

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Trailers for movies we may or may not make

Convoluted
Jared In The Bushes
Housekeeping

Short Films

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Team Fun: Adventure Pals
Download:
Small - 93.7mb
Watch:
Link to Flash Player - Blip.Tv

Plot:
Nolan and Jeff are your guides to Tanzania, Africa. You'll learn, laugh, maybe even cry, and have lots of fun along the way!

Cast List:
Host - Nolan Bielinski
Resident Expert - Jeffrey Konecki

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"The Life And Suicide of Stephen Waters"
The story of renowned American poet Stephen Waters, as told by renowned American poet Stephen Waters. (Premieres April 27th at the MPA Poetry Event)

(A rough version may be uploaded soon)

Cast List:
Stephen Waters - Kyle Earman
Edgar - Jesse Bakker
Cop #1- Nolan Bielinski
Poet #1 - Danny Cohen
Announcer - Brian Szkarlat

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The Mexican Border Patrol Police Guard Force Team -
(We hope to attempt making this in the near future)

Plot:
The Mexican Border Patrol Police Guard Force Team is the Midwest's most prominent Mexican border defense unit. They face one of their most politically incorrect missions yet as they try to catch the "legendary" elusive Mexican "Enchilada Enrique." They also face the love triangles and dramas that every Midwest border defense unit faces at one point or another.

Cast List:
Joe Forester - Nolan Bielinski
Lucas Philips - Kyle Earman
Bill "Red" Black - Jesse Bakker
Rob "Tank" Tanko - Brian Szkarlat
Marshall Vanlandingham - Maestro Harrell
Josh Enrique - Pat Clark
Enchilada Enrique - Petar Radujkovich
Psychiatrist - Danny Cohen
Joe's Wife - Nehal Parikh
Lisa - Catherine Ring
Mike - Kevin Fleming
Mary - Katie Sheehy
Janice (Secretary) - Dana Bielinski
Detective - Jordan Gulino
Woman That Gets Pulled Over - Britney Holloway
Man Walking Across The Street - Javier Casimiro
Man In Suit - Mitchell Owens
Tank's Girlfriend - Mary Raddawi
Girls Walking By Lucas - Anna Fitzgerald, Munira Boxwalla, Jessica Szkarlat, Natalie Ingram

Written by Danny Cohen, Kyle Earman and Nolan Bielinski

--OTHER THINGS WE'LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH--

"Partners"
A lonely man who owns and works at a coffee stand in downtown Chicago is forced out of business by the opening of Starbucks locations, and, desperate for work, takes a job at the Starbucks that put him out of business.

Untitled Professional Eater Movie
Follows the story of a washed up ex-professional eater that wants to re-enter the world of competitive eating.

"David Burnelli's Preposterous Peregrination"

Kyle Earman is David Burnelli, whose face was scarred in a horrible hotplate accident, and ever since has had to endure the terrible taunts from his fellow classmates. One day a group of friends decides to chloroform Trent, drive him to Oregon and leave him with nothing to aid him but a backpack, five dollars, and a banana. The film follows Trent's courageous journey home.

Videos

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Watch the videos in the YouTube players or right click on the titles and choose "save as" to download higher quality versions

School Projects
Nuclear Meltdown - (Interdisciplinary Week 2006)
Theme: "The End Of The World As We Know It"

Africa Presentation - (Project Week 2007)

Near Side Announcements
Things we want to tell you

The Near Side Foundation

Widescreen

Sexy Boy

Fake PSA's
They may be funny but they're also serious. Seriously.

Fake PSA 1: Hazardous Waste

Fake PSA 2: Smoking

Fake PSA 3: Robots Taking Over The World

Kyle Music Videos
Where Kyle finally gets a chance to shine

Nugget

Kyle Explains Life's Mysteries
An epic trilogy in which things are explained

Kyle Explains Life's Mysteries, Part 1

Kyle Explains Life's Mysteries, Part 2

Other Videos
All the videos that aren't fit for categorization

Schick Eighteeno

Making A Point

Big Words

The Hole In The Wall

Extras

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--Outtakes--
Outtakes & Deleted Scenes for "Nuclear Meltdown"
The Making of "Schick Eighteeno" & "Making A Point"
Outtakes for "Big Words"
Outtakes for "Kyle Explains Life's Mysteries, Pt. 1"
Outtakes for "Kyle Explains Life's Mysteries, Pt. 2"'

--Super Petar: The Comic Book--
Issue 1 - Super Petar
- pg. 1
Issue 2 - The Bio Test
- pg. 1
- pg. 2
Issue 3 - Petar Meets Brian
Issue 4 - Betrayal
Issue 5 - The Fight For Brian's Love

--Songs & Audio--
Country Song
Squirrel
Stand-Up Comedy With Nolan Rodriguez